nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via katherlne)

narryspizza:

*opens up box of donuts* [snoop dogs voice] greetings loved ones

(Source: insta-wifi, via flightlessparrow)

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.